What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son