What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!