Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What dance moves do physicists do?

the torque

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.