Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.