Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

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They both travel at c

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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Vault Disney

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas