Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas