Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas