Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.