Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus?

Avast.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!