Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus?

Avast.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!