What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.