What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe