What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Athlete Foot Jokes More Athlete Foot Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !