Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !