Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it