Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it