What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.