What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.