What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken