What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What is up with these reposts?

It must be heredditory.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads