What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!