What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!