What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!