Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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He didn't give a hoot !

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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When you repost it.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)