Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait