Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.