Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.