Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !