Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.