Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!