How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !