How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!