How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.