How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.