What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Star Spangled Banner Jokes More Star Spangled Banner Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!