What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.