What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.