What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.