Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !