Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!