What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.