Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !