Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !