Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.