What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture