What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture