What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture