Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.