Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank