What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!