What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.