What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!