What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.