Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy