Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy