Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.