Long Little Doggy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.