Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.