What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions