What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.