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A: Linus
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Dad.
One of them is actually wanted!
A shamrock.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
One less drunk.
One person.
