On less person is drunk
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
Bricks get laid.
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Rick O'Shea.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
One less drunk person.
One person.
There's one less drunk.
