What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.