What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul