What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.