Matt
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Coke-o-nut.
Don't be depressed
A neck-romancer
Two, and often from the same person.
I'm lactose intolerant.
A solmate
They both get toe food
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
Sweet Pee
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Unemployed.
Mutated
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A tutor.
A farmer
It varies from person to person.
apache
The blonde sure doesn't know.
A tourist.
A sixth sense
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Fruit of the tomb
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Canteloupe
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
A ricest.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Unseaworthy
per
One person.
Good mourning.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
Dronacharya
A low-key person
Ehh, it depends.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Unidank
Tripical
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
They have a Pho-bia!
On less person is drunk
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
I forget...
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Nunavut.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
A Cheese Kurd.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
To get to the other side.
They will tell you.
First person shooter.
A predditor. EDIT:
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
An extractor fan
A maid man.
Really
A Douche
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Salvador Deli.
No, a fence.
Nobody nose!
A private tutor
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
An American
Claude
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Ralph Neighder!
Bill Cosby
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Chicken Seizure Salad.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
A: Linus
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
A one night stand with Jesus
unfazed*
I'm tired".
A racist!
A: A violator.
George Lucas.
IHOP
Because he is lying.
Unemployed
Nobody knows.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
What Am I Wearing Today
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Alright.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Cellfcentered
2: I'm a big fan.
paramedics
Isisicles
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
Vanmailen.
sleigh-er
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
They're still talking about what happened in 1982.
Cell Phones.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
He was petrified.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
