What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR