What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR