What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor