What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."