What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.