What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.