Hotel Room Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.