Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.