What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)