Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.