Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.