Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Donkey Kong Jokes More Donkey Kong Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.