How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.