How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.