What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.