What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!