What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!