How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse