Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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A Pimp

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick