Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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He got Pasta-toots.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.