Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!