What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.