What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.