Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
DruPal
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Labs!
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
A Freudian slip.
Oedipus
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
