What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.