Freudian Slip Jokes

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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