Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Dey both sinna, mon!
Sinko de mayo
Because he could.
He was rushin'
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Because he didn't have the balls!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
It ended in a tie.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
