Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
With the chicken still around it
AN ARITHMESTICK.
Dey both sinna, mon!
To get to the other side :(
To get to the other bride!
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Paul christoforo
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
A symphony
They're mostly Dum Dums.
