Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.