Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
To get to the other side!
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"
Stick insects !
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
It saw a pikachu across the street.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
To get to the front page
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
People said she was making too much of a racket.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
They're mostly Dum Dums.