What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Symphony Jokes More Symphony Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony