What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.