What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Symphony Jokes More Symphony Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.