What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.