What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.