Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u