Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u