Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."