Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.