Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.